- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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