What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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a man said hi.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Anti Joke

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