- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Loner.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Knock knock, Come in...

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Do you believe this will change?

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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