Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Anti Joke

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