- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

one day i went to bed

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Yeah right loser!

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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