your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

hi will

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Knock knock Who's there Police

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Blake wilkeys hair style

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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