A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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