How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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out of your comfort zone

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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