A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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i dont like chris

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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