- Anti Joke

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

say cheese

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

hi will

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.