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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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