- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Neither have I

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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