- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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