A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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I told you it would happen

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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