Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Loner.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Knock knock, Come in...

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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your going to die

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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