- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Knock Knock opens the door

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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