- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

knock knock who's there no one

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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