- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

I'm Jewish

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

knock knock who's there no one

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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