Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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shut up iggy

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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Do you believe this will change?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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