Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

thumb_up thumb_down -13

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops