- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

why did the man die? he was shot

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

the asian kid gets an F

squirrels with massive bonerss

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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