Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Fiats

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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