- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Mormons having fun.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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