- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

who ever is reading this....

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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