- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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