Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Agent 47.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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hey

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Get in the car.

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Anagram.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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