What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Brad Fuller!

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

why did the man die? he was shot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

a man said hi.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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