who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Woman's rights

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

Black Friday

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What did Delaware? A coat.

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