- Anti Joke

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.