- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

There's a car about to hit me.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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