- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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