- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

Okay, one second.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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