Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What's the difference between a duck

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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