- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

A blind man walks into a wall.

what time is it? 3:16

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