Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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girls basketball

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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