A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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A horse walks into a barn.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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