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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Neither have I

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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