What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Romans rights.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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