- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

poo

leon harney ya pikey

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

How do you spell eight? 8

try slamming a revolving door

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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