- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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