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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Chinese drivers.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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