Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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redtube

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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one day i went to bed

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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