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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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