Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Ebola

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Your mom.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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