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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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