What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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