- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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