- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

nipple

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

She said no

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

-Knock Knock -Come in!

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