why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

She said no

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

At least I dont have AIDS.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

A white person at Harvard

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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