your mom died.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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