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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

who is mark

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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