Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

speech and debate.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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