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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Grammer is very important

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

You're*

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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