Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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