- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

knock knock piss off

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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