- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

There's a car about to hit me.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Black people

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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