- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

You are Nerochan right?

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

My parents died!

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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