why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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The person below me is weird.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Paper shield.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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