How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Gorden Brown.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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