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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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