- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What you reading? reading?

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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