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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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My name is Harry.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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