- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

i'm funny

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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