Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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