- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Take off your shoes.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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