- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Trashcan!

knock knock piss off

Kathy Griffin.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

TWIX PAUSE!

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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