whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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