How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Oh my God! A talking dog!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

thumb_up thumb_down -19

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

thumb_up thumb_down -19

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -21

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops