When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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obama

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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Anti Joke

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