Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Guess What! HI!

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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