What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Your all fags

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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