MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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