How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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