An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Nippies

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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