what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Your mom.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Black Friday

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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These Jokes suck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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