there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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