"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -21

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

thumb_up thumb_down -23

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops