- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What time is it? 10:58

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

How come grilled cheese?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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