And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Your mom.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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woman's rights

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Women's rights.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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