- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Womens rights !

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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