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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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