- Anti Joke

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why does life suck? Because it does

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass