- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Womens rights !

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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