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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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