Chicken

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How long is a china man?

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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A mans opinion.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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