Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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