- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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