A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

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