- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

one day i went to bed

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