- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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