Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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