roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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