- Anti Joke

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

How come grilled cheese?

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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