What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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