What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Romans rights.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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