- Anti Joke

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

An irish man walks out of a bar

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE