- Anti Joke

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday