What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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woman's rights

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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