What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Fox News.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

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