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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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