- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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