knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Obama

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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test

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Anti Joke

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