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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What comes after 23? 24.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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