why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Zach Barlow

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Obamacare haters

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why? Whats wrong?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

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