- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

A guy was beet by his wife.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Chinese drivers.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

whats black and white? a zebra

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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